There is something written upon it: Hello! I was running through the almost-daily title check and there were some people in your clan whose titles do not entirely fit Medievia standards. Please change these as soon as possible, or else your clan may lose their clantitle privs. If you need further information on what is proper, read HELP CLANTITLES and also refer to NEWS 218. People I noticed: Devonar, Thrain, Clivos, Artoa, Solace(mispelling:P), Kalavankar, Vikrina, Myrdred, Dreniak, Jubei, Burn, Saieron, Miark. I probably missed a few, so please go over your own clantitles after checking out NEWS 218 and reading HELP CLANTITLES. You have 3 days to remedy this problem. If the clantitles are not fixed in 3 days, your privs to set them will be taken for a month. Mailed by: Mhordamis Date : 1/26/00 14:49 --- Hello, fair and kind Sire. I have completed your alterations and I presume that you would be pleased to be informed of more of these "misfit" titles. I would like to assure you that I did not come up with the phrase "ain't no rookie." I could have never come up with such a wit-filled masterpiece. This title originally belongs to Raeanna, the master of the amazing clan 22, and I would ask you to kindly inform her that it is not a medieval title. I would also point your most benevolent attention to one Cirion of the clan Fate. His title reads "Guardian of Fate2K". What is this "2K" he talks of? I hath no idea. The master of 2000 gold? I am stumped. Also among this clan is Applaedesia and her title "the key to Silverion's Fate2K". What is this some secret code? Alas, again, I am stumped. I turn your attention to clan 1, the Cirlce of Power, and the fearsome Kjeldor. His title reads "DeMoNiC SLaVeDRiVeR of CoP". Is this some sort of demented iambic pentameter? I divert your attention to clan 4, the ever-lasting Nonagon of Tenacity, and Tiburo, his clan title reading "bends the matrix to his will." How odd. Alas, clan 7 has an interesting group. "140 pounds of solid cheese", "the ronin scrub-hunter", "in a styrofoam Cheese c ostume", and "of Lasange *K-R-A-F-T* must truly be not from this World for I have no grasp of their meaning. Nakorun of the wonderous clan 10 has an interesting title which reads "is STILL D.R.E. OSC". D.R.E.? Devious Rotten Enemy? I HATH NO CLUE. Clan 12 the amazing Creatures of Delirium must truly be in a delirious state if they believe a title like "delirious pantz research COD" is suitable for our World. Rogues of the Forbidden Legion shall be named to Rogues of the Forbidden Titles if these lot are kept: "the communist", "He Who Kills Like He Breaths" which is misspelled, and "Gemmi's Cutez Panda". Back to the clan 22, Mohit - Mo-Money. I turn your attention once again (your attention must be very divided at this point) to clan 36, The Knights of Eternal Mourning. I am eternally mourning such clantitles as "", "who can't kick a soccer ball", "Imperial Kneegrow", "wonders who else", "arrives DOA", and "that one guy -KoEM-". Clan 46 - The Evil Empire has one Lazelus with one clantitle "Son of Sengirl". This is an evil clantitle for I KNOW that it is a slur against one "Sengir". I believe that player bashing is not allowed on Medievia. Clan 54's Friese has a title which reads "the Keeper of Carnal Knowledge". I assume that this sort of evil lustful title is not permitted for fear of corrupting the minds of the youth. I assume that you will be fair and give these upstanding yet mistaken clans the same warning as you have so graciously bestowed upon myself. Thank you Kind Deity and Good Day to you. Prince Ragafin the Very Medievially Sound